When I came up with the idea for this, I shared it with a friend and mentioned that I would probably swap the genders. They asked me why must the girl always be the aggressor in my papercuts, and that certainly sometime in my past I was the one who played that role. That is very true.
To anyone I ever dropped metaphorical spiders on, I’m sorry I was a jerk. I hope we are friends now.
If we aren’t, we should be.